Christmas with the Kranks

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Inspired by the festive chaos of 'Christmas with the Kranks,' this quick glazed ham steak is a lifesaver for last-minute holiday meals. With a sweet and spicy rum glaze, it brings all the warmth of Christmas dinner without the hours of work. Perfect for when you need to pull together a celebration in a pinch, just like the Kranks did.
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Drawing inspiration from the festive chaos of ‘Christmas with the Kranks,’ this glazed ham steak is your ticket to a memorable holiday meal when time isn’t on your side. It captures all the warmth and flavor of a traditional centerpiece in a fraction of the time, featuring a sweet and spicy rum glaze that’s pure celebration. This American-inspired dish is about embracing the spirit of the season with a little resourcefulness and a lot of flavor. It proves a fantastic dinner doesn’t require hours in the kitchen, just like the Kranks discovered.

Ingredients You’ll Need

  • Fully cooked ham steak: the hero of the dish that’s already seasoned and ready to heat through, choose a slice about an inch thick for the best texture.
  • Dark brown sugar: packed for a rich molasses sweetness that creates a sticky, caramelized glaze base.
  • Spiced rum: infuses the sauce with warm vanilla and baking spice notes that scream holiday cheer.
  • Dijon mustard: adds a sharp, tangy backbone to balance the sweetness and helps emulsify the glaze.
  • Apple cider vinegar: a touch of acidity brightens the entire sauce and cuts through the richness.
  • Ground cloves: delivers that quintessential ham spice flavor, just use a light hand as it’s potent.
  • Ground cinnamon: brings familiar warmth that pairs perfectly with the brown sugar and rum.
  • Ground allspice: offers a complex hint of pepper, nutmeg, and clove all in one.
  • Unsalted butter: stirred in at the end for a silky, glossy finish and richer mouthfeel.
  • Pineapple juice: adds fruity sweetness and thins the glaze into a perfect pourable sauce.
  • Cornstarch: mixed with water to create a slurry that thickens the final sauce beautifully.
  • Fresh parsley: a pop of green for garnish that makes the whole plate look vibrant and finished.
  • Pineapple rings: the classic serving companion that adds a juicy, tropical element to each bite.

How to Make It

Prep the Ham and Start the Glaze:
Begin by patting your ham steak dry with paper towels; this helps the glaze stick better later. In a small saucepan, whisk together the brown sugar, rum, mustard, vinegar, and spices. Bring it to a simmer over medium heat and let it cook for a few minutes until it thickens slightly. Then take it off the heat and stir in the butter until it’s fully melted and the sauce is glossy.

Heat Your Skillet:
Get a large skillet or grill pan nice and hot over medium-high heat. You won’t need much oil since the ham will render a little fat, but a light brush can prevent any initial sticking. A hot pan is key for getting those appetizing caramelized marks on the meat.

Cook the Ham Steak:
Lay the ham steak in the preheated skillet and let it cook undisturbed. You’re aiming to heat it through and get a light sear, about four to five minutes per side. Remember, the ham is already fully cooked, so you’re just warming it and adding color.

Apply the Glaze:
During the last couple minutes of cooking, generously brush that beautiful rum glaze over both sides of the ham. Let it sizzle and caramelize right onto the surface, creating a sticky, flavorful crust. This step is where all the magic happens.

Thicken the Sauce:
Pour the pineapple juice into the saucepan with any remaining glaze and bring it back to a simmer. In a separate small bowl, make a slurry by mixing the cornstarch and water until smooth. Whisk this slurry into the simmering sauce and cook for a minute or two until it thickens to a perfect coating consistency.

Rest and Serve:
Transfer your glazed ham steak to a serving platter and let it rest for about five minutes. This allows the juices to settle and the flavors to meld. Pour the thickened sauce over the top or serve it on the side for extra drizzling.

Garnish and Plate:
Finish the dish with a sprinkle of fresh chopped parsley for a touch of color and freshness. If you’re using them, warm the pineapple rings briefly in the same skillet for a minute per side before arranging them alongside the ham.

Close-up of the spiced rum glaze being brushed onto a sizzling ham steak in a skillet

Storage Tips

Store any leftover glazed ham in an airtight container in the fridge for up to three days. I like to reheat slices gently in a skillet over low heat with a tiny splash of water or pineapple juice to keep it from drying out. If you’re in a rush, the microwave works too – just cover the ham with a damp paper towel to trap steam. The sauce will thicken when chilled, so warm it slowly in a pan with a little extra juice or water until it’s saucy again.

Ingredient Substitutions

If you need a non-alcoholic version, swap the spiced rum for an equal amount of apple cider or pineapple juice and add a teaspoon of pure vanilla extract for depth. You can use light brown sugar in a pinch, though the flavor won’t be quite as rich, and maple syrup makes a tasty alternative for half the sugar. Yellow mustard works if you don’t have Dijon, and ground nutmeg can stand in for the allspice. For a dairy-free option, just use a plant-based butter or a neutral oil like avocado.

Serving Suggestions

For a complete Christmas with the Kranks-inspired spread, pile this ham next to a big bowl of creamy mashed potatoes or buttery scalloped potatoes to soak up the glaze. Add some simple roasted green beans or honey-glazed carrots and a scoop of cranberry sauce from a jar for that classic holiday plate. A basket of warm garlic bread or soft dinner rolls is non-negotiable in my house for mopping up every last drop of that incredible spiced rum sauce.

Cultural Context

This dish is a modern twist on the classic American holiday baked ham, a centerpiece with roots in both European tradition and practical New World preservation. The glazing technique itself has a long history, with sugar and spice pastes used for centuries to add flavor and create a beautiful presentation on celebratory meats. The ‘Christmas with the Kranks’ connection taps into a very relatable contemporary theme – simplifying traditions without sacrificing the festive spirit. It’s a testament to how holiday cooking continues to evolve, prioritizing flavor and togetherness over elaborate ceremony.

A complete holiday plate with rum-glazed ham steak, creamy mashed potatoes, and green beans

Frequently Asked Questions

What type of ham steak works best for Christmas with the Kranks?

For the best results, use a fully cooked, bone-in ham steak that’s about 1 inch thick and 1.5 to 2 pounds. This ensures it stays juicy while cooking quickly under the broiler or in a hot pan. A good quality, pre-cooked ham steak is key to getting this festive dish on the table in just 25 minutes.

Can I make this Christmas with the Kranks ahead of time?

You can prepare the sweet and spicy rum glaze ahead of time and store it in the refrigerator for up to 3 days. Simply reheat it gently before using. For the best texture and flavor, cook the ham steak fresh just before serving so it doesn’t dry out.

What can I substitute for spiced rum in the glaze?

If you don’t have spiced rum, you can use dark rum, bourbon, or even apple cider. For a non-alcoholic version, use an additional 1/4 cup of pineapple juice mixed with 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract and a pinch of extra spices to mimic the rum’s warmth.

How do I know when the Christmas with the Kranks ham is ready?

The ham steak is fully cooked, so you’re just heating it through and caramelizing the glaze. Cook it until it’s heated to an internal temperature of 140°F and the glaze is sticky, bubbly, and slightly caramelized, which usually takes about 3-4 minutes per side under a broiler or in a hot pan.

What should I serve with Christmas with the Kranks ham?

For a complete American holiday meal, serve this glazed ham steak with classic sides like scalloped potatoes, roasted green beans, a simple garden salad, or buttered dinner rolls. The sweet and spicy glaze also pairs beautifully with mashed sweet potatoes or a tangy apple sauce.

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Christmas with the Kranks Spiced Rum-Glazed Ham Steak

Inspired by the festive chaos of 'Christmas with the Kranks,' this quick glazed ham steak is a lifesaver for last-minute holiday meals. With a sweet and spicy rum glaze, it brings all the warmth of Christmas dinner without the hours of work. Perfect for when you need to pull together a celebration in a pinch, just like the Kranks did.

Prep Time
10 Minutes
Cook Time
15 Minutes
Total Time
25 Minutes
4.8
(195 reviews)
By: Chloe Anderson
Category: Dinner
Difficulty: Easy
Cuisine: American
Yield: 4 Servings

Ingredients

  1. 01 1 (1.5 to 2 pound) fully cooked ham steak, about 1 inch thick
  2. 02 1/2 cup dark brown sugar, packed
  3. 03 1/4 cup spiced rum
  4. 04 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
  5. 05 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
  6. 06 1 teaspoon ground cloves
  7. 07 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  8. 08 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
  9. 09 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
  10. 10 1/4 cup pineapple juice
  11. 11 1 tablespoon cornstarch
  12. 12 2 tablespoons water

Instructions

Step 01

Pat the ham steak dry with paper towels and set aside.

Step 02

In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine brown sugar, spiced rum, Dijon mustard, apple cider vinegar, cloves, cinnamon, and allspice. Whisk until smooth and bring to a simmer. Cook for 3-5 minutes until slightly thickened. Remove from heat and stir in butter until melted. Set glaze aside.

Step 03

Preheat a large skillet or grill pan over medium-high heat. Lightly oil the pan if needed to prevent sticking.

Step 04

Place the ham steak in the hot skillet and cook for 4-5 minutes per side, until heated through and lightly browned.

Step 05

During the last 2 minutes of cooking, brush both sides of the ham steak generously with the rum glaze, allowing it to caramelize.

Step 06

In the same saucepan with the remaining glaze, add pineapple juice and bring to a simmer over medium heat.

Step 07

In a small bowl, mix cornstarch and water to make a slurry. Stir the slurry into the saucepan and cook for 1-2 minutes, stirring constantly, until the sauce thickens.

Step 08

Transfer the glazed ham steak to a serving platter. Pour the thickened sauce over the ham or serve it on the side.

Step 09

Garnish with chopped fresh parsley and serve with pineapple rings if desired.

Tools You'll Need

  • Large skillet or grill pan
  • Small saucepan
  • Whisk
  • Measuring cups and spoons
  • Small bowl for slurry
  • Serving platter

Allergy Information

Contains alcohol (rum) and dairy (butter). For dairy-free, use plant-based butter or oil. Gluten-free if using gluten-free mustard and cornstarch.

Nutrition Facts (Per Serving)

Calories
350
Protein
25g
Carbohydrates
20g
Fat
15g